Polls grow from Green

Shortly after taking the Green position, Dan's standings have skyrocketed! After winning the Iowa Caucus and the New Hampshire Primary, Mr. Ong is confident of his success. "The Green position is just what people want," said Sal Caudata, and Iowa resident.

Dan's remarks on the environment have converted many former Yerzy supporters. "I will burn down your forests! I will drink up you rivers! You talk of Global Warming, eh? I will give you Global Warming! I will lay waste your desolate land and mock what you once called 'environment'! All this will happen unless your vote belongs to me!" *insert evil laugh* yelled Dan at a Yerzy rally. The rally quickly ended, many of the protesters flocked to Dan and begged for mercy, promising him their votes.

The Daniel Youth takes a great step! ::Whispering:: Huh? Backwar---what? Shhh!

The program has been a great success! With two members and lots of pictures of other random people we rank second best youth program in the nation in "Youth Programs Started By Daniel Ong". [Wait, that's sorta weird...] Involvement is absolutly unnecessary! Infact you may not even know if you are a member! What better way to train our upcoming generation? [That was a rhetorical question, darn it!] Join today!

Dan can kill.

Chris is a fascist.

Smokey wants you to vote for Dan!

New Youth Program

Some guy said something like this, "Give me your children today, and I will give you the world tomorrow."



NOTE: This site is attributed to the election of a dictator, hence all values of the dictator must be enforced on this site as well, such as no free speech.

A crowd of loyal supporters!

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Dan was right. Again.

Sure enough, Chris' campaign has desperately fabricated a website in an attempt to look half as awesome as Dan.

Dan Wallpaper is here!

Download it and use it!

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/67/wallpaperok1.png

Take a look:

In his latest statement to the public, Future Dictator Ong expressed that all of his supporters would be given a "tax-free-for-life" status. Alternatively, his opposition would be placed on the "Bad Bunny list" and banished to the "Tickle Island" FOREVER!

To be for Dan is to be Strong

Chris' party is incable of doing anything original. They just copy Dan. Watch and see. Within moments, Chris will try to imitate this very website!

Dan is more hardcore than that Yerzy fellow.

Nuff said.

Dan is brilliant

He invented the wootzor, which will replace the razor within 2 years. 2008zor!!!

This post has hypnotic powers

Vote for Dan. You will vote for Dan. You want to vote for Dan. Time to vote for Dan.

Daniel wins Awesomeness Poll

With no other legal entrants, everybody's favorite dictator swept the latest Awesomeness Poll with 100% of the vote.